Eating is for winners!! YEY!!

We talk about buttholes so much, why dont we eat some together? (yeah u, shultzy)

2010-07-21T18:42:00.000-07:00

The Incredible Edible Anus??!?!!??!?

Yes it's true! A chocolate butthole! Jesus! This form of perversion is best form of culinary perversion. Thank god that my pervert friend Brody bought some, and now I can sneak into his apartment and take a big bite of one of his anus'!

http://edibleanus.com/

Victoria Reynolds, even vegans have to love you...

2010-05-13T17:53:00.000-07:00

Hate meat or love meat, in my case love meat, you have to be able to appreciate the talent Victoria Reynolds has, no matter what she is rockin , if it is oil or graphite her pieces are mind boggling.

http://www.richardhellergallery.com/dynamic/artwork_display.asp?ArtworkID=617

LOGO for the blog. Thank you renee

2010-05-13T17:38:00.000-07:00

Going to make tshirts and other stuff out of this. Let me know if you guys are interested or if you have any ideas what else I can do with this awesomeness.

Here is a link to Renee's page.

http://www.wrenee.com/

Scotch egg lovers, I have found your GOD!

2010-05-13T17:27:00.000-07:00

Finding this article has opened up a whole other world of breakfast ideas in this mexi dome. Imagine?!? Family style Eggs Benedicts that can feed a family of twenty? JESUS! Ok so now to find who sells ostrich eggs and XXXXXLLLLL egg pans....

http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/rural-life/2008/08/this-would-make-one-hell-of-a.html

Only in the midwest. right?

2010-04-28T13:07:00.000-07:00

Has anybody else seen this things outside of the midwest? It is summer sausage in the shape of beer. Im not saying it's bad, cause trust me I will eat the shit out of one of those, but.... it is still kind of wierd...

Fuck! I can't tell if this is retarded or cool.

2010-04-26T14:05:00.000-07:00

It cool that i can just pull up anywhere and say " hey, thats a bbq behind me, lets take this parking lot gathering to another level and grill some steaks!" But my gut is telling me to hate it. This is a tough one..........

Meat art show. It was happened in 2008

2010-04-25T00:11:00.000-07:00

I have mixed feeling about this. Like the painting and the mirror are kewl, but what the fuck is up with the toilet and tea cup? Click on the links there is a shoe made out of meat too, its gross.

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2008/10/meat-after-meat-joy-art-gallery-show/

http://break4fun.zarke.net/weird/meat-art.html

Its about time...

2010-04-25T00:03:00.000-07:00

Why did Americans stop cooking like this? bummer......

2010-04-24T21:27:00.001-07:00

Is it bad that I would totally dig into these? Cause I think I would...... Some one please make me the " Meat Pops"! ( In case you want to know how to make them here is the link. http://comicalcookbooks.com/blog/category/1970s/)

"Holiday Meat Tree"

"Meat Pops"

" Hodge Podge Salad"

BACON likes to be eaten. KFC can suck it

2010-04-24T21:10:00.000-07:00

Yes, yes, I know being in love with bacon is sooo 2009. But who cares it does not take away from the fact that it is the candy of meats. That being said... I battered and deep fried some bacon and it was yummy, I wrapped some Dutch Chevre in some bacon, put it on a stick and it was also yummy. But the yummiest of them all was the home made " Double Down" now in case you don't know what that is I have given i have posted a video. With all that said, I have not added any recipes or plan on it, I just wanted to let you guys know I made this shit and it was good as hell! So next time you guys have some bacon and some oil layin around go for it, it will rule your night!

Thank you to Jon and Peter for financing this yummy treat.

in case you didnt know where to get insect candy from

2010-04-24T21:03:00.000-07:00

It is very interesting that the website is called " Candy Favorites". I guess the edible insect craze if finally spreading, awesome! Now lets hope cricket tacos start popping up because those babies are fuckin yummy!

http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/catalog-edible-insects.php

South Korean Department of Tourism use this picture!

2010-03-02T19:29:00.000-08:00

I'm going to South Korea just for this. I think all Americans will agree with me on this one.

Myeondong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myeongdong) is going to have a rush of obese whities real soon.. Watch out South Koreans we want your French Fry Covered Hot Dogs BAD!!!

is this too offensive?

2010-03-02T19:26:00.001-08:00

My friends did all the work for me!

2010-03-02T18:47:00.000-08:00

Bea's dreams are coming true! Next thing you we know Cigarette Juice will be sold at the grocery store nearest you.

Guess what Bea? you aren't the only sicko out there, you just happen to live in the wrong country! Go to Japan. They have a toilet themed restaurant called " Modern Toilet"

Thanks Ray Ray

Funny Food Pics, some are lame some or winners! U decide. I can't do everything for you, DUDE!!!

Thanks Keegan

http://www.lazypalace.com/funny-food-art/

SKKKKKKULLLL CAKKKKE!

Only cake that I have will EVER craved! or carve for that matter. UURGH

Thanks Robert Haydon

Fuck off Cosmos meet the MEAT-TINI!!!!!!

Thanks Mason!

sorry i suck and i havent been updating

2010-02-22T21:37:00.000-08:00

shit be crazy right now. i will try soon
gaby

Gross, gross, gross. There is nothing yummy about this post

2010-01-06T18:54:00.000-08:00

At some point of my life I would have never believed that any of this is true, but I have been in enough countries and ethnic stores to know that all this stuff is real. I've eaten some bug taco's in my day, but really who eats this shit? I really hope it is no anyone I have kissed

P.S. The last pic is super gross. BBLLAHHAHAH!

Food tattoos. GOOD? BAD? I'm thinking real fuckin bad

2010-01-04T12:46:00.000-08:00

Who ever these folks are God bless em' for getting a terrible tattoo or for granting them divine inspiration (DI). You guys can be the judge.

Tramp stamp of the yr. (DI)

Makes me hate English breakfast

This guys was totally one of the tards

Dancing/Karate Choppin Burger (DI)

Jon Crispo this one goes out to you (DI)

Dick, Lettuce and Tomatoe? what is leaking out of that? Gross

This is terrible simply because there is not toppings, LAME.

Even with the hair i am still craving a hot dog. (DI)

Sure sign this guy is a DOUCHE.

For more wonderful tattoos visit: www.yummytattoos.com

Im gonna to pistol whip u, and this time.... you are going to like it. Promise!

2010-01-03T14:31:00.000-08:00

The Ultimate "Near Death" (by chocolate) Experience
First of all thanks to Shane, for showing me this killer website. Second, Damn! These things are awesome, and totally cheap.

www.chocolateweapons.com

I would love to do it one this bed. Wouldn't you?

2009-12-30T19:12:00.001-08:00

http://www.hamburgerbed.com/

I never wanted to get my nails did, until now.....

2009-12-30T19:01:00.001-08:00

Son of a BAKER!

2009-12-29T15:28:00.000-08:00

Kittiwat Unarrom, YOU ARE GOD! This mad genius has taken bread and turned into what looks like props for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He manipulates dough, raisins, cashew nuts, and chocolate into these wonderfully gruesome, fully edible amazing pieces of art. If you are ever in Bangkok you can take at tour of Kittiwat's " Human Bakery". (http://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/kittiwat-unarrom-body-bakery/) I have looked at these pictures at least a million times and i still can not believe my eyes. So take a gander and be ready to think about bread in a totally different way than before! In a very deadly way....

http://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/kittiwat-unarrom-body-bakery/

Bread bowls? NO!!!! Bread slippers, yes!

2009-12-29T12:36:00.000-08:00

I want to eat your face!

2009-12-28T16:35:00.000-08:00

Kinda self explanatory. To lazy to write, just look at the pictures.

The guys who owes all his success to less fortunate black musicians

Barak Obama

Simon Cowell

Slut Spice (Victoria Beckham)

The dude who likes to be held by tiny dancers

White House Hussy

UUUHHH WHAT? I love destroying cute things with my mouth. GIMME!!!! NOW!!!

2009-12-28T16:04:00.000-08:00

I hate reverting back to the state a six year old girl but holy shit! how can i not? Rice and a variety of meats that look like cuddly animals? My god damn lips and face hurt from saying AAAAWWWWWWW and smiling like a dumb ass. These Japanese just can't stop being awesome! Any who...
Hopefully you can hold back your high pitched squeals and incessant giggling better than I can. Good Luck

Stop getting your dates drunks so you can get laid..

2009-12-28T15:44:00.000-08:00

Just throw on one of these. They will want to eat you up the second they lay eyes on you. LITERALLY!

http://www.jeremyscott.com/main.html

MMMM MEAT HANDS!!!!! YUM YUM YUM

2009-10-29T13:46:00.000-07:00

Not even going to say anything about it, it can speak for its self. Its delicious self!
Learn how to make it: http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/
Thanks Robert Haydon!

McHeaven or McHell, which ever you choose.

2009-10-23T01:41:00.000-07:00

Every little precious glowing dots represents every McDonald in the country of U.S. and A.
Ain't it pretty?

I knew that one day it would be acceptable to drink blood! well kinda...

2009-10-22T22:02:00.000-07:00

MWWWAAAHAAAAH. "Mexican Dracula is my name and drinking fake blood is my game". Finally that statement can come true! ( I'm lame, I know.)
Get this awesome energy drink before Hot Topic starts selling and then you will be no cooler than a fat bus mall kid wearing strappy pants.

http://livingwithbloodlust.com/

YES!! Finally food that looks like fun!!! YUM!

2009-10-20T21:57:00.000-07:00

Thank you to all the Chinese and Japanese folks for blowing my mind even more. First it was with your perfectly straight hair, then your food, then your ability to mix match patterns and still look cute, and now... shaped fruits and vegetables! I LOVE YOU! Now if you could work on lowering the price, to lets say $10 instead of almost a $200 a pop? I would be much obliged. XOXOXO
oh yeah... and thanks to Disney for the lame ass looking Mickey Mouse pumpkin.

I want to eat the souls of the dead, but only the mexican ones.

2009-10-19T21:00:00.000-07:00

I want to make all these dishes November 1st. So if you are in, lets eat them together!
Actually.... Better yet, to get the full experience, you should DIE and come back on the 1st! I'm telling you it will be sooo much fun. You can wait for your friends and I at your grave. We will get there, make an alter for your awesome soul and give you offerings alllll night. Then when we are all super stuffed (well i don't know about you. Can souls get stuffed?) we will drink PBR on your grave and dance till the sunrise!! Oh man sounds soooo awesome. C'mon and die already....

Pan de MuertosFind the recipe at:http://nahuatlv.blogspot.com/2007/10/day-of-dead-food.html

Sugar Skulls

Learn how to make your own: http://www.mexicansugarskull.com/sugar_skulls/instructions.html

Tamales de Pollo

Here is a simple tamale recipe. To make it better get salsa made at mexi restaurant, I promise that it is well worth seeking it out. http://www.mexgrocer.com/14994.html

Atole de elote

Mole Poblano and Chicken

I would go for the paste unless you are really committed to making it from scratch. Any good mole has at least 20 something ingredients. And well it's your call. Use Abuelita Chocolate to sweeten eat and have some Cayenne to add more mouth scorching powers.
http://www.mexgrocer.com/catagories-salsas-mole.html

Dulce de Calabaza

http://www.recipegoldmine.com/worldmexico/dulce-calabaza.html

Strawberries and whip cream are soo 2008.

2009-10-13T22:36:00.001-07:00

Yet another blog made possible by Smoogle image search. I promise that soon I will write about something I have made, experienced or have seen with my own eyes, but this stuff is way too good to not put up. I do it out of love for you, that's right, for you. To all the 5 of you, who check my blog!
So enjoy this sexual feast for the eyes.

Who can be a vegetarian or vegan with chicken looking so fine these days!

Tots a real book, I promise I am not messing with you. Can't ever say that I will ever own this recipe book, but... Oh who am I kidding? I want it soo bad!

"Rude" shaped egg fryer? I thought it was ball and dick shaped. But what do I know? I am foreign.

Do I really need to say anything about this? Except for boys and girls please keep your hands out for your pants. Its tempting I know, but I promise that you will feel weird after. I'm telling you, I know...

If only hotels put these on their pillows, what a grand world it would be.

This guy is living the life

1,00000 cool point for whoever's Granny made these for their birthday!

I promise I didn't add the " you're gay" bit. But depending on who ate the tip of the cake, they might be. Who knows.

AAh the evolution of cake decorating, ain't if FAB?

I'll say it. That is kinda boneriffic.

* WARNING* WARNING* WARNING*
The "muffins" ( I call them the sickest looking breakfast goodies everA!!!) below are disturbing to look at. Who knew that was possible? But the "Pasta Queen" made it happen. I'm not sure what kinda people she sleeps with but the last time I checked my " thingy" it did not look like that!! Grosss!

Lady and Gentleman, here are the Vagina Muff-ins. DA TA A TAAA!
Are those suppose to be teeth?

http://www.pastaqueen.com/halfofme/archives/2007/02/the_joy_of_cook.html

Who knew Evil could be so tasty? Of course you did....

2009-10-13T13:48:00.000-07:00

Thanks to the folks on Flickr and some random sites, I have spent my morning craving evil in the most delicious way. Although I was a bit disappointed, there really isn't that much out there that combines Evil and food. For example the " Pretzel-gram" (pretzel in the shape of a pentagram) was no where to be found. Are you in shock? Yeah! So am I. But aside from that buzz kill, I found a lot of good ones. Enjoy!
P.S. I will be make the "Pretzel-gram" this week and ill let you know how it goes.

Sacri-licious Wedding Cake

http://www.flickr.com/photos/topperscakecompany/2317772252/

I wonder if this burger is made out of goat?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/drooo/3662440649/

"Evil has never been so cheesy" pizza

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnwall/284184535/

Satan's Favorite Donuts

http://www.flickr.com/photos/slightlynorth/3136347065/

Cinnamon Bun Satanic Goat Head

http://www.flickr.com/photos/71427464@N00/383429742/

Satanic Birthday Cake

http://mcwgogs.deviantart.com/art/Satanic-Birthday-Cake-2007-69326761

Evil is so cute!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=19607

Now that is what i called a packed lunch!

2009-10-12T14:27:00.000-07:00

Enough said!

I know this shouldn't make me drool at the mouth, but GOD DAMN, it sure does!

2009-10-12T14:03:00.001-07:00

" This is why you're fat" HA HA HA HA! Just the title cracks me up! Check this site out to be super grossed out but at the same time, get a food hard on. Who ever said France had the best chefs can suck it! One quick glance at this website and you will see why.
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Jalapeño Popper Casserole

A layer of Fritos, a layer of beef chili with beans, a layer of cheesy Doritos, a layer of beef chili and a layer of fried jalapeño poppers stuffed with cream cheese, all topped shredded cheese and baked in a casserole dish.

The Widow maker

1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of Italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveeta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.

Double Stuffed Pizza Fatty

Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.

Deep Fried Bacon Crusted Pork Rinds
Served with bacon mayonnaise.

It's almost too frightening to eat. NOT!

2009-10-11T23:42:00.000-07:00

Disclaimer: I have not attempted to make any of these yet. But they look so killer ( get it? killer? cause its scary like Halloween, yurk yurk yurk) I had to put them up
I promise that once I do I will write about it.

Spider Cakes

http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2007/10/26/spider-cakes/

Guacamoldy with Creature Chipshttp://www.delish.com/recipefinder/guacamoldy-creature-chips-recipe

Bone Chilling Bread sticks

http://wishlampcook.bravejournal.com/

Mummy Hot Dogs

http://www.pillsbury.com/Recipes/ShowRecipe.aspx?rid=16015

Witch Fingers

http://www.britta.com/HW/HWr.html#fingers

It has never been a better time to be a faux Zombie!!! mmmmm brains

2009-10-11T18:12:00.002-07:00

It is that time of the yr when I obsess over all things, spooky, evil and delicious. Here are some of the gelatin molds I found. If you find anymore, email them to me!

http://pushindaisies.com/candypress/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=517

http://www.shopanatomical.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SS-EYEGEL

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/bb9f/

http://www.yankeehalloween.com/qwiggle.html

Bacon salt blog. Home to Baconnaise, Bacon lip balm and Bacon Lubricant. ( No Joke)

2009-10-11T17:37:00.000-07:00

These guys rule, they have made all of my bacon fantasies come to life. Well maybe not all of them... bacon and inner lining. You can fill in the blanks.
There are a lot of recipes up, yummy looking pictures, product updates, people in bacon costume, Valentine's day gift set and even a post of how to start a food business. Even if you
don't dig on pork it worth checking out!
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/

2nd blog, that took me long enough. But im going for it!

2009-10-11T16:47:00.000-07:00

These are some of the dishes I made. Why am I putting these pictures up? maybe to give me some cred? maybe to boost my ego? maybe cause I'm bored? not entirely sure. But what i do know, it is time to get this baby going. So here it is.

Mussels in creamy white wine sauce with leeks and parsley

Lamb with caramelized figs on top of mash. Tomato and min salad w/orange vinaigrette

Diluted blood ( times are hard)

Lasagna

Benedict sandwich

Sanchez family green enchiladas. Dang Delicious

Mole Poblano, roasted chicken on top of saffron rice

BTW. If you see anything you like, ill give you the recipe. Weeeellllll... unless you are that crazy guy at the bus station who kept on chirping, no not whistling, chirping.

These are the kind of crabs you don't get from a hooker.

2009-02-26T18:59:00.000-08:00

what can i say? the crab was fucking great! you should have been there....